I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. I was a gymnast for a long time,
so I think I have what it takes. Everyone knows that cheerleaders run
the school. Being popular is nice, but I really want to be a cheerleader
because I'm an undercover perv! I love that cheerleading routines are
basically one big panty flash to the whole school! So many guys get hard
watching them, even the teachers and principals. I think it's so hot. I
can't wait till I'm the one making everyone in the auditorium hard!".